A Short One (or: Homonyms Are Fun)

“Tell me a story.”
“Alright, but just a short one:
Once upon a time, a beautiful witch was held captive by a wicked princess. The jealous princess locked her in a tower and set a ferocious prince to guard the door. One day, a hansom dragon flew past the window of the tower and let the witch climb through the window onto his back. As they flew away, the dragon picked up the princess in his teeth and threw her through the same window through which the witch had just escaped. The end.”
“And did she ever come out?”
“Not yet.”

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~ by ifindthisamusing on July 15, 2008.

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